But Master's our friend! No he's not. You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you.

On that cheery note, welcome to our blog. As you can tell from our introduction posts, we are rather strange. But that's presumptuous of us, as no one is likely to go on the internet and say "I'm a very normal person. There's nothing unusual about me at all." Unless they're an undercover cop on a paedophile chatting site. But I can assure you that we... well, I am not an undercover police officer. I appear to have been sidetracked, let me return to my train of thought.

I think blogs are meant to be like online journals of a sort, so perhaps I should fill our audience in on what I've been up to? I recently watched the Lord of the Rings trilogy for the countless-th time. It was good fun, and I highly suggest anyone here who hasn't seen it does so immediately. If you didn't know, that's what my introductory statement was about. Gollum does have the best lines, especially when arguing with Smeagol. But what am I saying, I'm on the internet on a self proclaimed anagram obsessed blog. Our audience has a far higher nerd-per-capita than average, I doubt anyone who stumbles upon this will have not seen- or at least read- LOTR.

I really hate crayons. They never appealed to me, and having come back into the spotlight of late my horror has returned. What's the draw? They're little waxy sticks. And you cannot draw a straight line with them, no matter how hard you try. Is this like nerdfighter-blasphemy, to not like them? It's close to saying you don't like Harry Potter. Not that that's true, in any way shape or form. I love harry potter.

Along with nerdy loves, Doctor who is my... there are no words to describe the level of good-ness I find in it. And finding out about David Tennant's departure was one of the most traumatic experiences of my adolescent life. I desperately hope that my/our readers are well informed, there are so many references that I hardly know what someone would think without at least basic knowledge of nerdfighteria.

I had a lot of trouble thinking of anything to talk about here, and if we intend to keep to our goal of daily postings then I assume that Sasha will have an equal amount of trouble. To that end, I've decided that you get a word to play with. Sasha does, that is. Not our readers. Though feel free to comment with your thoughts. Or ideas. Or reckonings. Anything really, input is warmly welcomed. That's what the point of a public, online blog is. Otherwise we might as well just converse on Facebook.

Inclination. That is all.