Alright. I have two minutes. Lets see how much I can get down?
Staaartinggg at 10:48
NOW!
Absolutely terrifying to think about. Tv is so hypnotizing. Bedbugs on animal planet and i can't tear my eyes away. You know what else is hypnotic? Music. I sat in the car for all of Clocks by Coldplay, my eyes fixed on the headlights of the opposite car, waving my hands in front of my face so it was like strobe lights. Or maybe that's just me?
Traumatic insemination - males stab their phallic organs through the back of the female
then come the babies!
These are bedbugs, by the way.
Ok 2 minutes are up, and that's it.
And I hope your ear gets better Jack.
LOL so you watched two bedbugs gettin it on? On Animal planet? It was so hypnotic that you can't tear your eyes away? haha XD
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ReplyDeleteThat's just how hypnotizing tv is. You watch it, whether you want to or not. When you're tired, at least ahaaa
haha I know :P I'm just kidding around with you ;)
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