ALL CAPS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

JUST FOR A LITTLE CHANGE, I THOUGHT I WOULD TRY SOME ALL CAPS BLOGGING. I'M A FAN OF THE BAND, BUT JUST AS MUCH AS THEIR MUSIC ROCKS SO DOES FONT ITSELF. WHY DO YOU THINK INGREDIENT LISTS ARE ALL CAPS? BECAUSE IT MAKES YOUR FOOD *COOLER*. NOW HERE'S A CONUNDRUM: HOW TO ACCENTUATE WHEN ALREADY IN ALL CAPS? IT MAKES YOUR FOOD COOLER? COOLER? COOLER?

Right, that's done. It hurts your eyes after a while. So we have a short day tomorrow for the Literacy Test- grade 10s have to go in on time, but our classes don't start until noon. Excellent. Except I- and sasha- are going in early to work on a poster for our school's culture shock. With sharpies, no less. I love me some sharpies. The smell, the feeling, the permanence... doesn't get much better than a big thick sharpie.

Zombies! Zombies are cool! People like reading about zombies! So let's write about them! That's all we're here for anyways, to please our fans. Our goal in life is to make this as interesting as possible so you don't leave us. never leave us. Never. You have to stay for all time. Til the end of time.

Well, I've gotten steadily creepier so I'll cut it off now before I reach a previously unheard of level.